A dashing thief, contracted by a rival magic school to steal a wizard's notes, ends up some kind of mustelid and has an identity crisis. Also there's some interspecies romance and sex in there.

In the world of retail, Christmas doesn't start in December....it starts the day after Halloween!.....NOVEMBER 1st! Meaning christmas songs play for nearly two months without end and in this one store, Justin and Roger have had enough and decide to try and do something about it on the graveyard shift at their store, only to find that management don't like it when you mess with policy and the two boys become more and more familiar as they listen to a merry Italian Christmas song!